!Monday, July 31, 2006
Vampy picture stolen from yuli!
My, my, if you ever came home looking like that, wouldn't your mother freak out, hurl and commit suicide?
That's half of the Lot's Wife Quintet, the freakiest they will probably ever dare to venture in their lifetime (unless one of us turns goth, that is) with loads of eyeliner and Jaime's amazing drawing skills.
I swear, Jaime can draw on anything, even pimples. Though she charges an extra 10 dollars for that.
Boy, I sure miss the musical, pigging out near the staff room (again probably the last time we will ever get to eat outside the canteen), waiting and waiting and waiting for the Miriam song to end, playing freaky music, listening to the serpent's witty lines, and laughing like crap over stupid jokes. And the last time I will ever get to look sovampy goth.
More pics later, when I finally muster enough strength to dig out my camera and start uploading. I'm tired enough practising for Thursday's piano exam, thankyouverymuch.
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Vampy picture stolen from yuli!
My, my, if you ever came home looking like that, wouldn't your mother freak out, hurl and commit suicide?
That's half of the Lot's Wife Quintet, the freakiest they will probably ever dare to venture in their lifetime (unless one of us turns goth, that is) with loads of eyeliner and Jaime's amazing drawing skills.
I swear, Jaime can draw on anything, even pimples. Though she charges an extra 10 dollars for that.
Boy, I sure miss the musical, pigging out near the staff room (again probably the last time we will ever get to eat outside the canteen), waiting and waiting and waiting for the Miriam song to end, playing freaky music, listening to the serpent's witty lines, and laughing like crap over stupid jokes. And the last time I will ever get to look so
More pics later, when I finally muster enough strength to dig out my camera and start uploading. I'm tired enough practising for Thursday's piano exam, thankyouverymuch.
!Friday, July 28, 2006
Lao po bings (wife biscuits) taste so gross, if my future husband was to give me one I would divorce him right away.
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Lao po bings (wife biscuits) taste so gross, if my future husband was to give me one I would divorce him right away.
Sooner Or Later We Have To Stop Inventing Retarded Things Like These
These I'm-trying-to-look-like-a-barren-two-leafed-plant thingies called Eco Flip Flap Minis cost a remarkably amazing $19.95 each for 8 cm of plastic (and please don't make me repeat how many boxes of chicken rice you can buy with that amount).
You can't really see from the picture, but here's what the ad says:
Liven up your surroundings with cool, moving toy plants from TOMY! They will sway in the light and sooth you into a magical holiday mood. Best of all, these eco-friendly plants are solar-powered and do not require batteries or water. They're ideal as Xmas gifts for friends, family, and make a great treat for yourself too. Pick up an irresistably cute Eco Flip Flap Mini today!
So you're paying $19.95 for a solar-powered piece of plastic that 'sways in the light'? Wow, this is so remarkably ridiculous it blinds me in amazement. And hold on a moment, how can plastic toys be eco-friendly? Just because they don't use electricity? Helloooo, plastic is the most un-biodegradable material in the world, you burn it and burn it and burn it and it still doesn't decompose, and it releases toxic fumes.
Please tell me I was foolish enough not to flip over to the other side and discover that these plants could cure cancer or had amazing psychic properties, because I can't believe anybody can sell a piece of 8cm long plastic that can't do anything but sway and still earn money.
And they 'put you into a relaxing mood'? Please, if I was ever to have one of these swaying up and down on my desk I would be so annoyed and distracted I would instinctively fling it out of the window and then realise half-a-second later that I have just thrown $19.95 down the trash bin.
With $19.95 you could:
1. Buy any paperback bestseller from Popular.
2. Eat steak at Swensens.
3. Have 5 serves of double-flavour ice-cream at Island Cremery.
4. Buy a year's supply of toilet paper.
5. Buy two pairs of Forever 21 sunglasses.
6. Buy 7.98 packs of chicken rice.
7. Go for two rounds of nice nice neoprints
8. Watch Pirates of The Carribean with a friend.
9. Take 44.3333333333333 bus rides.
Or...
10. Buy a Flip Flap Mini.
It's your choice.
!Thursday, July 27, 2006
I hate the phrase "do you mind".
It's so fakely prim and proper, and
IT'S A BLOODY TRICK QUESTION. Look:
Person A: Do you mind if I use your pencil?
Person B: Ye...er.. No.
Person A: Do you mind if I stuff your pencil up your nose and jam it in until it bleeds and the capillaries burst, and at the same time give your stomach a knuckle-punch so I can see blood coming out from both your nose and your mouth at the same time?
Person B: NO! AHHHHHH! Wrong-bloody one! *pencils stuffed up nose, knuckle-punched* I meant Yes!
Told you.
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I hate the phrase "do you mind".
It's so fakely prim and proper, and
IT'S A BLOODY TRICK QUESTION. Look:
Person A: Do you mind if I use your pencil?
Person B: Ye...er.. No.
Person A: Do you mind if I stuff your pencil up your nose and jam it in until it bleeds and the capillaries burst, and at the same time give your stomach a knuckle-punch so I can see blood coming out from both your nose and your mouth at the same time?
Person B: NO! AHHHHHH! Wrong-bloody one! *pencils stuffed up nose, knuckle-punched* I meant Yes!
Told you.
!Tuesday, July 25, 2006
E-Learning Week!
(Though it's not really an entire week. Maybe an e-learning half week.)
LA poem
LA oral
Read higher chinese powerpoints
Set language and notation worksheets
Similar figures worksheet
Physics worksheet
LS worksheet
Geog forum
History poster on chapter 9
Social studies
List taken from andrea. -> http://ilurvechocolates.blogspot.com .
Thanks!
By the way, I got new glasses. Which are like the same ol' box-shapedemo kid look just that they're a lot skinner, and black-rimmed with apple green sides.
ANYWAY, here are the top eight reasons why I can't be a beauty paegant queen:
1. The whole looks department thingy. Not going to elaborate cause that will cost me another 1000 reasons.
2. No way you will force me into a dress made out of flimsy metal with gaping holes.
3. I can't gush excitedly about 'wearing my heart on my sleeve' or about 'sky-diving in Idaho', which, by the way, will cause your intestines and kidneys to spew out below you and form a safety net.
4. I'm not that avid about world peace. Nor am I about cheesy grins.
5. I hate animals. I think one day I shall form an organisation who does nothing but throw tranquilizer darts at strays and other SPCA people.
6. I can't walk in heels, damnit. And yes, I still want to ban them.
7. There's no way I can hip dance vigourously while showing off my national costume and saying the name of my country with much fake spanish flair and rolling of tongues with pretentious gusto.
8. All that waxing = UGH.
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E-Learning Week!
(Though it's not really an entire week. Maybe an e-learning half week.)
LA poem
LA oral
Read higher chinese powerpoints
Geog forum
Social studies
List taken from andrea. -> http://ilurvechocolates.blogspot.com .
Thanks!
By the way, I got new glasses. Which are like the same ol' box-shaped
ANYWAY, here are the top eight reasons why I can't be a beauty paegant queen:
1. The whole looks department thingy. Not going to elaborate cause that will cost me another 1000 reasons.
2. No way you will force me into a dress made out of flimsy metal with gaping holes.
3. I can't gush excitedly about 'wearing my heart on my sleeve' or about 'sky-diving in Idaho', which, by the way, will cause your intestines and kidneys to spew out below you and form a safety net.
4. I'm not that avid about world peace. Nor am I about cheesy grins.
5. I hate animals. I think one day I shall form an organisation who does nothing but throw tranquilizer darts at strays and other SPCA people.
6. I can't walk in heels, damnit. And yes, I still want to ban them.
7. There's no way I can hip dance vigourously while showing off my national costume and saying the name of my country with much fake spanish flair and rolling of tongues with pretentious gusto.
8. All that waxing = UGH.
And yes, that's our very own MsUniverse 2006.
And I remember reading the comic strip in the newspaper, if it's a Ms Universe contest, where are all the contestants from outer space?
But whatever. I think she's pretty, and she deserves it, cause she has really really pretty eyes. Just a tad too skinny though. It looks a bit freakish being skeletal and all.
And then she fainted. Which was really no surprise, because imagine wearing a dress made out of heavy metal chains and walking around in it for a few hours, I mean, even if you don't die of the heaviness of it all you would die of the cold. I can imagine, her being so skinny and all, freezing herself to death. Poor thing.
I don't think anyone had to suffer so much wearing a dress before since Mathilda Trump performed the insane feat of wearing a 50-pounder wedding dress. I mean, you might want to have the most unique dress on your wedding day, being incredibly out-of-this-world-ly rich and all, but don't need to go to that extent right?
I think there should be a bill against wearing unwearable dresses. Yes, which is the first law the PPP (People's Purple Party) will make if you vote us into Parliament. VOTE US AND WE WILL TAKE AWAY ALL THE SUFFERING AND PAIN WOMEN UNDERGO! (besides childbirth, cause there's nothing we can do about it other than Casearean)
!Monday, July 24, 2006
MSN conversations with sze are fun.
And impersonating people. Haha.
And the three-or-so hours I spent working on the political party poster (heck, I took half an hour just to do the logo) has gone down the drain.
Because apparently my mum says that people are not going to trust a party just because it's purple. And she also said purple is the colour of death.
Yes, either my poster really sucks or I have a mean mum.
Then again, I think she's just being really objective, because the purple poster is hideously jarring and I think I would rather die than take another look at it.
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MSN conversations with sze are fun.
And impersonating people. Haha.
And the three-or-so hours I spent working on the political party poster (heck, I took half an hour just to do the logo) has gone down the drain.
Because apparently my mum says that people are not going to trust a party just because it's purple. And she also said purple is the colour of death.
Yes, either my poster really sucks or I have a mean mum.
Then again, I think she's just being really objective, because the purple poster is hideously jarring and I think I would rather die than take another look at it.
Have you seen the History Assignment yet? You're supposed to design a poster for an imaginary party of your own interest to run for the 1959 elections.
As I have said before, if I were ever to start a party, I would call it the People's Purple Party. Why? Because purple is a good people's colour. It's THE PEOPLE'S PURPLE.
Actually I couldn't really decide on a name. People's Purple Party? Or the People's Party Against the Cruelty of Barney The Dinosaur Who Aside From Being The World's Biggest Goof Is Also Co-incedentially Purple. But I figured People's Purple Party rolls off the tongue better.
Haha, as you can see, my logo is basically one big piece of ugly purple shit. But whatever, because you don't vote for a party just because you like it's posters, right?
You would vote for a party because it is PURPLE.
!Saturday, July 22, 2006
So here I am, in the comfort of my home, playing the computer while all you unfortunate Sec 2t/2g girls are slaving away in the dead of the night presenting your exhibitions to hundreds of thousands of guests who only care about dinner.
Haha, kidding.
CAUSE WE REALLY DESERVE A BREAK AFTER THIS WHOLE FOUNDERS DAY/OPENING DAY/MUSICAL DAYS.
And this is the evidence:
After staying up till past midnight for the past week or two because after coming back at 11-ish I need to SHOWER, EAT, AND STUDY FOR THE HISTORY TEST, I now:
1. Have heavy heavy heavy heavy heavy eyebags, not just the panda eye kind but the panda panda plus groteseque cleopatra eyeliner kind.
2. Sleep during history, and only wake up when Mrs Ng starts talking to me.
3. Sleep during founders day and opening day technical rehearsals ON THE STAGE WITH BRIGHT DAMNING LIGHTS
and....
DRUMROLL
4. Fall-a-freaking-sleep during the actual opening day itself (today), while on the stage with the rest of the ensemble with all the audience with the bright lights, and I didn't wake up until I dropped my bow with a loud ker-plang and everyone looking and....
I WAKE UP, REALISING I AM HUGGING MY VIOLA SO THAT MY HEAD HAS SOMEWHERE TO REST ON.
As in, I love my viola yeah, but not that much.
And I think I probably smooched it a couple of times in my sleep.
Splendid, right?
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So here I am, in the comfort of my home, playing the computer while all you unfortunate Sec 2t/2g girls are slaving away in the dead of the night presenting your exhibitions to hundreds of thousands of guests who only care about dinner.
Haha, kidding.
CAUSE WE REALLY DESERVE A BREAK AFTER THIS WHOLE FOUNDERS DAY/OPENING DAY/MUSICAL DAYS.
And this is the evidence:
After staying up till past midnight for the past week or two because after coming back at 11-ish I need to SHOWER, EAT, AND STUDY FOR THE HISTORY TEST, I now:
1. Have heavy heavy heavy heavy heavy eyebags, not just the panda eye kind but the panda panda plus groteseque cleopatra eyeliner kind.
2. Sleep during history, and only wake up when Mrs Ng starts talking to me.
3. Sleep during founders day and opening day technical rehearsals ON THE STAGE WITH BRIGHT DAMNING LIGHTS
and....
DRUMROLL
4. Fall-a-freaking-sleep during the actual opening day itself (today), while on the stage with the rest of the ensemble with all the audience with the bright lights, and I didn't wake up until I dropped my bow with a loud ker-plang and everyone looking and....
I WAKE UP, REALISING I AM HUGGING MY VIOLA SO THAT MY HEAD HAS SOMEWHERE TO REST ON.
As in, I love my viola yeah, but not that much.
And I think I probably smooched it a couple of times in my sleep.
Splendid, right?
!Thursday, July 20, 2006
YOYOYO. TTM HERE.
Nat's blog sucks. Go to ttmttmttm.blogspot.com for better entertainment. (: JOKING. Nat's blog is 'interesting' but Mine's better.
ARGH. Opening ceremony rehearsal , where we'll practice shakign the minister's hand, and LOOK HIM IN THE EYE. Won't that scare him? Poor guy. Having a few dozen MG girls STARE HIM IN THE EYE. Nat's a geek. She plays the Piano, Violin and Viola. GEEK. NOT the geek in pink. But just geek with glasses.
NO I AM NOT I AM A GEEK IN THE RED CAUSE RED'S COOL AND YOU'RE NOT.;
Red si an ah lian colour. Don't you notice the ah Lians love to wear it? They even have red underwear with the 'fu' word on it. And red is CHEENA because red is used for Chinese new year. Not only are you a geek. YOu are CHEENA. (:
Red -> auspicious. Red -> Good luck. The official ah lian colour is pink, dumb ttm.
But the supposedly good luck from the colour red, is from china. Alot of china people are CHEENA. SO YOU CHEENA. (:
BLAH.
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YOYOYO. TTM HERE.
Nat's blog sucks. Go to ttmttmttm.blogspot.com for better entertainment. (: JOKING. Nat's blog is 'interesting' but Mine's better.
ARGH. Opening ceremony rehearsal , where we'll practice shakign the minister's hand, and LOOK HIM IN THE EYE. Won't that scare him? Poor guy. Having a few dozen MG girls STARE HIM IN THE EYE. Nat's a geek. She plays the Piano, Violin and Viola. GEEK. NOT the geek in pink. But just geek with glasses.
NO I AM NOT I AM A GEEK IN THE RED CAUSE RED'S COOL AND YOU'RE NOT.;
Red si an ah lian colour. Don't you notice the ah Lians love to wear it? They even have red underwear with the 'fu' word on it. And red is CHEENA because red is used for Chinese new year. Not only are you a geek. YOu are CHEENA. (:
Red -> auspicious. Red -> Good luck. The official ah lian colour is pink, dumb ttm.
But the supposedly good luck from the colour red, is from china. Alot of china people are CHEENA. SO YOU CHEENA. (:
BLAH.
!Sunday, July 16, 2006
DAMN, IT'S UNFAIR.
I mean 9 points? That's way too much, it shows how things can go all wrong when you have a teeny-weeny MISUNDERSTANDING to start with. I agree, I want to
PETITION
PETITION
PETITION.
Tam Mei doesn't deserve that. She didn't even do anything. You get nine points if you commit arson, play traunt (three times) or something drastic, not if you borrow someone's worksheet, you don't.
On a lighter note:
Haha the ji xiang pai ru yi you commercial and the Lock-and-Lock commercial starring the da chang jin person (Han Shang Gong, is it?) are so freaking funny, chinese commercials make you laugh you contacts (to use a more appropriate word) out.
As sze imitates, Le-ke Le-ke.
So basically Han Shang Gong tells all the little palace trainees to go put food in a lock-and-lock container, and then one careless foolish trainee drops it into a large tub of water, and she trembles in fear, afraid to get her ass kicked out of the palace.
But amazingly, the food in the lock-and-lock container stays high and dry! Which makes you wonder if they had lock-and-lock containers in Korea in that time.
And then Han Shang Gong comes out, holding the lock-and-lock container in a cheesy hey-I'm-advertising-this-by-holding-it-between-my-hands-next-to-my-face position, and goes "le-ke le-ke!"
The direct translation makes the product sound a lot worse than it really is.
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DAMN, IT'S UNFAIR.
I mean 9 points? That's way too much, it shows how things can go all wrong when you have a teeny-weeny MISUNDERSTANDING to start with. I agree, I want to
PETITION
PETITION
PETITION.
Tam Mei doesn't deserve that. She didn't even do anything. You get nine points if you commit arson, play traunt (three times) or something drastic, not if you borrow someone's worksheet, you don't.
On a lighter note:
Haha the ji xiang pai ru yi you commercial and the Lock-and-Lock commercial starring the da chang jin person (Han Shang Gong, is it?) are so freaking funny, chinese commercials make you laugh you contacts (to use a more appropriate word) out.
As sze imitates, Le-ke Le-ke.
So basically Han Shang Gong tells all the little palace trainees to go put food in a lock-and-lock container, and then one careless foolish trainee drops it into a large tub of water, and she trembles in fear, afraid to get her ass kicked out of the palace.
But amazingly, the food in the lock-and-lock container stays high and dry! Which makes you wonder if they had lock-and-lock containers in Korea in that time.
And then Han Shang Gong comes out, holding the lock-and-lock container in a cheesy hey-I'm-advertising-this-by-holding-it-between-my-hands-next-to-my-face position, and goes "le-ke le-ke!"
The direct translation makes the product sound a lot worse than it really is.
!Saturday, July 15, 2006
Topshop
is
having
an
end
of
season
sale
and
everything
is
like
30
to
50
percent
off
and
now
I'm
still
hyperventilating
and
I
so
want
to
go
again
.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nat wong; power of the plasmids! says:
THEY ARE HAVING SALE RIGHT?
nat wong; power of the plasmids! says:
OMG
nat wong; power of the plasmids! says:
IM SO HAPPY
nat wong; power of the plasmids! says:
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY
sze says:
hahahah
sze says:
YEAH
nat wong; power of the plasmids! says:
REALLY HAPPY
sze says:
zara had a really good sale
sze says:
20 for one shit
sze says:
*shirt
nat wong; power of the plasmids! says:
lucky freak
sze says:
AHHAHA
sze says:
SHIT
sze says:
hahaha
nat wong; power of the plasmids! says:
HHHAHAHAHA
sze says:
omg
sze says:
ahahahahhahaha
nat wong; power of the plasmids! says:
HAHAHAHAHA
sze says:
it was really really nice
sze says:
i got a striuped shir
sze says:
*shirt
sze says:
hahahah
sze says:
i got striped shit
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Topshop
is
having
an
end
of
season
sale
and
everything
is
like
30
to
50
percent
off
and
now
I'm
still
hyperventilating
and
I
so
want
to
go
again
.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nat wong; power of the plasmids! says:
THEY ARE HAVING SALE RIGHT?
nat wong; power of the plasmids! says:
OMG
nat wong; power of the plasmids! says:
IM SO HAPPY
nat wong; power of the plasmids! says:
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY
sze says:
hahahah
sze says:
YEAH
nat wong; power of the plasmids! says:
REALLY HAPPY
sze says:
zara had a really good sale
sze says:
20 for one shit
sze says:
*shirt
nat wong; power of the plasmids! says:
lucky freak
sze says:
AHHAHA
sze says:
SHIT
sze says:
hahaha
nat wong; power of the plasmids! says:
HHHAHAHAHA
sze says:
omg
sze says:
ahahahahhahaha
nat wong; power of the plasmids! says:
HAHAHAHAHA
sze says:
it was really really nice
sze says:
i got a striuped shir
sze says:
*shirt
sze says:
hahahah
sze says:
i got striped shit
!Friday, July 14, 2006
DISC!
No, it doesn't stand for computer DISC, or DISC-o, or when you're speaking with a lisp and you say THIS as DISC or whatever.
It stands for the DOMINEERING INFLUENTIAL SENSITIVE and C-SOMETHING personality profiling test!
I think, in MGS, with the amount of personality analyzing we do, we can all graduate to be shrinks with a psychology degree already.
See, ask anyone in 2T, and they will tell you Emily of Emerald Hill is a high D ->> domineering!
So its just this online questionnaire full of questions like
I am friendly
I am in control
I am the peacemaker
blah
blah
blah
pick one that describes you and one that least describes you. and so on.
So some stuff got quite cheem-erhem-intellectual for me, so I just kinda covered my eyes and played eenie-meenie-moe with my computer mouse.
I don't think it really matters, cause if the personality report comes out it's not like any teacher's going to go:
"Oh, I didn't know Nat had eight legs and whiskers and lived in a tiny rat cage in the magical wardrobe of Narnia!" or anything like that.
So being the sort of idiot I am, I kind of went into triggerhappy mode and just clicked happily away, and kept on clicking The Green Go Button until I missed my results.
So whether Nat is a purple-spotted fire-breathing dragon from Mars or living in the marker-holder thing Mr Lim brings every where for class, YOU SHALL NEVER KNOW.
MWAHAHAHA.
edit
By the way, if you haven't realised by now (which makes you really dumb or plain unobservant) I changed everything to white so I can read what I blog about without being driven nuts by the pink and green dots. Ha.
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DISC!
No, it doesn't stand for computer DISC, or DISC-o, or when you're speaking with a lisp and you say THIS as DISC or whatever.
It stands for the DOMINEERING INFLUENTIAL SENSITIVE and C-SOMETHING personality profiling test!
I think, in MGS, with the amount of personality analyzing we do, we can all graduate to be shrinks with a psychology degree already.
See, ask anyone in 2T, and they will tell you Emily of Emerald Hill is a high D ->> domineering!
So its just this online questionnaire full of questions like
I am friendly
I am in control
I am the peacemaker
blah
blah
blah
pick one that describes you and one that least describes you. and so on.
So some stuff got quite cheem-erhem-intellectual for me, so I just kinda covered my eyes and played eenie-meenie-moe with my computer mouse.
I don't think it really matters, cause if the personality report comes out it's not like any teacher's going to go:
"Oh, I didn't know Nat had eight legs and whiskers and lived in a tiny rat cage in the magical wardrobe of Narnia!" or anything like that.
So being the sort of idiot I am, I kind of went into triggerhappy mode and just clicked happily away, and kept on clicking The Green Go Button until I missed my results.
So whether Nat is a purple-spotted fire-breathing dragon from Mars or living in the marker-holder thing Mr Lim brings every where for class, YOU SHALL NEVER KNOW.
MWAHAHAHA.
edit
By the way, if you haven't realised by now (which makes you really dumb or plain unobservant) I changed everything to white so I can read what I blog about without being driven nuts by the pink and green dots. Ha.
!Thursday, July 13, 2006
Did you know?
Somewhere out there in this solar system, beyond the moon and the stars, and the atmosphere, stratosphere, whateversphere there exists this place, or sphere, called the...
NAT-O-SPHERE.
The natosphere is purple in colour, and smileyface shaped. And it's enveloped by a cloud of not-so-poisonous-but-rather-aromatherapic-gases-that-emit-pink-and-purple-fumes so no one has ever realised it, not even on a telescope.
Because of it's no-gravity state, you can bounce around, fly around, or do whatever acrobatics you want, and even play air soccer. And you can do those cool things astronauts do in space, line all the floating jellybeans up and in one gravity-defying swoop eat them all up.
And the best part is, because there is no gravity, there's no such thing as physics. That means, hooray, no physics tests.
But unfortunately the only way you can reach natosphere is to land there accidentally in a spaceship.
So that means, chances are, unless one of us in 2T suddenly becomes a gifted NASA astronaut, and America builds a spaceship overnight, we will still have to sit for the Physics test tomorrow.
Damn.
Try finding another way out.
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Did you know?
Somewhere out there in this solar system, beyond the moon and the stars, and the atmosphere, stratosphere, whateversphere there exists this place, or sphere, called the...
NAT-O-SPHERE.
The natosphere is purple in colour, and smileyface shaped. And it's enveloped by a cloud of not-so-poisonous-but-rather-aromatherapic-gases-that-emit-pink-and-purple-fumes so no one has ever realised it, not even on a telescope.
Because of it's no-gravity state, you can bounce around, fly around, or do whatever acrobatics you want, and even play air soccer. And you can do those cool things astronauts do in space, line all the floating jellybeans up and in one gravity-defying swoop eat them all up.
And the best part is, because there is no gravity, there's no such thing as physics. That means, hooray, no physics tests.
But unfortunately the only way you can reach natosphere is to land there accidentally in a spaceship.
So that means, chances are, unless one of us in 2T suddenly becomes a gifted NASA astronaut, and America builds a spaceship overnight, we will still have to sit for the Physics test tomorrow.
Damn.
Try finding another way out.
!Saturday, July 08, 2006
You know sometimes, when throughout the week you have a lot of new things to blog about, and then suddenly when it gets to Saturday and you finally get to sit down and blog, then you realise that you have forgotten everything that took place in the past week, and everything you wanted to blog about.
You probably don't know, because your dad doesn't go installing passwords onto the computer.
The password thing is getting pretty irritating. I've been trying and trying and trying and trying to crack the code.
All I know is:
Joan says the code is numerical. Absolutely numerical. So I tried house numbers, handphone numbers, street numbers, 999, 001, 995, liscence plate numbers, IC numbers, car park coupon numbers.
My mummy said it was something to do with some Foochow dialect-y thingy, so I tried every imaginable Foochow word in my very very very limited Foochow (heck, is that even how it's spelt?) vocabulary, the few vulgarities (that you seem the most enthusiastic about when learning a new language or dialect), and also words for eat or drink or sleep or hi or bye. Take that, and typing it in English, and you have a hundred and one spelling mistakes and infinite possibilities.
Like that word ahma always says, when written into English, it's peng yu? beng yue? ping yoo?
I told you, I'm hopeless.
Wait, Mrs Tan just called me for the second time to do the chemistry thing. I'm in deep crap, to use a nicer word.
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You know sometimes, when throughout the week you have a lot of new things to blog about, and then suddenly when it gets to Saturday and you finally get to sit down and blog, then you realise that you have forgotten everything that took place in the past week, and everything you wanted to blog about.
You probably don't know, because your dad doesn't go installing passwords onto the computer.
The password thing is getting pretty irritating. I've been trying and trying and trying and trying to crack the code.
All I know is:
Joan says the code is numerical. Absolutely numerical. So I tried house numbers, handphone numbers, street numbers, 999, 001, 995, liscence plate numbers, IC numbers, car park coupon numbers.
My mummy said it was something to do with some Foochow dialect-y thingy, so I tried every imaginable Foochow word in my very very very limited Foochow (heck, is that even how it's spelt?) vocabulary, the few vulgarities (that you seem the most enthusiastic about when learning a new language or dialect), and also words for eat or drink or sleep or hi or bye. Take that, and typing it in English, and you have a hundred and one spelling mistakes and infinite possibilities.
Like that word ahma always says, when written into English, it's peng yu? beng yue? ping yoo?
I told you, I'm hopeless.
Wait, Mrs Tan just called me for the second time to do the chemistry thing. I'm in deep crap, to use a nicer word.
!Thursday, July 06, 2006
And update, I shall.
It's Thursday, and for once in a very very berry long time I can sit down and update. All the tests are over, geog presentation will probably be delayed (we can always sit and hope and cross fingers and pray really hard), and tomorrow we are going to be let off at 12!
Doing the shen diao xia nu character list now, and I haven't finished reading even 1 over 3 of the bloody book yet, so I am relying on http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Return_of_the_Condor_Heroes to do it. No, it's not called cheating, it's called borrowing information in my more proficient language to overcome a near-impossible feat.
By the way, xiao long nu, as they translate it, is Dragon Girl. Like Dragonball Z. How weeeird.
HAPPY BELATEDLY BELATED BIRTHDAY LIZ!
Here's a birthday sms for you, because my phone has been confiscated again.
Pictures later, when I finally regain strength from the next cup of caffeine-loaded coffee, or bak kut teh, the "Malaysian delicacy", to reach for my camera and upload the pictures.
More later! TOMORROW, BECAUSE WE ARE ALL GOING TO HAVE HALF A DAY OF SCHOOL!
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And update, I shall.
It's Thursday, and for once in a very very berry long time I can sit down and update. All the tests are over, geog presentation will probably be delayed (we can always sit and hope and cross fingers and pray really hard), and tomorrow we are going to be let off at 12!
Doing the shen diao xia nu character list now, and I haven't finished reading even 1 over 3 of the bloody book yet, so I am relying on http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Return_of_the_Condor_Heroes to do it. No, it's not called cheating, it's called borrowing information in my more proficient language to overcome a near-impossible feat.
By the way, xiao long nu, as they translate it, is Dragon Girl. Like Dragonball Z. How weeeird.
HAPPY BELATEDLY BELATED BIRTHDAY LIZ!
Here's a birthday sms for you, because my phone has been confiscated again.
Pictures later, when I finally regain strength from the next cup of caffeine-loaded coffee, or bak kut teh, the "Malaysian delicacy", to reach for my camera and upload the pictures.
More later! TOMORROW, BECAUSE WE ARE ALL GOING TO HAVE HALF A DAY OF SCHOOL!
!Saturday, July 01, 2006
Why do birds suddenly appear
Every time you are near?
Just like me, they long to be
Close to you.
Why do stars fall down from the sky
Every time you walk by?
Just like me, they long to be
Close to you.
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Why do birds suddenly appear
Every time you are near?
Just like me, they long to be
Close to you.
Why do stars fall down from the sky
Every time you walk by?
Just like me, they long to be
Close to you.